That’s right! My book did not come out today, which is the day that would make sense since I’m just now posting about it. No, it came out yesterday. The day before today. Why am I late? Well, you see, I was very busy trying to not freak out. Unsurprisingly, freaks outs are less likely to occur the further you are from the internet. And that’s why I didn’t post about my book coming out yesterday. Yes. That is the reason. It had absolutely nothing to do with me being curled in a chair reading Spider-Man comics all day. Nothing whatsoever.
*ahem*